NONG KHAI - A man was arrested while trying to cross the border between Thailand and Laos with a frozen semen bag. According to the Bangkok Post, the sperm smuggler is a three-year celestial sentence or a fierce fine over the head.
The authorities were watching the 25-year-old suspect for a while. The man regularly crossed the border at Nong Khai with a big suitcase. When Customs checked their luggage on Thursday, they found a nitrogen container with six sperm cans with human sperm. The import, export and sale of sperm, ova and embryos, among other things, is strictly prohibited in Thailand.
The man would have admitted that he regularly smashed prohibited material. A Thai-Japanese man would have hired him twelve times last year to make the trip with ova and embryos, among other things. The destination was always a 'VIP clinic' in Laos. He would also have delivered a nitrogen container at a clinic in Cambodia thirteen times.