Father writes daughters CV: Lazy, rude, knows nothing

If the 16-year-old Lauren Moore ever wanted to apply somewhere from the English Redcar, she better not take the CV that her father composed for her.

Out of frustration about the typical teenage behavior of his daughter, he neatly listed the 'qualities' of his offspring:

and that's how it goes.

Papa Moore also took the trouble to point out his daughters duties and responsibilities in daily life, writes the Daily Mail:

For those who do not trust it all; a reference has been given, a probation officer named Ben Dover. Incidentally, you do not have to call this man, he is also interested in 'no r ** t', according to the dad.

Lauren herself finds it all very funny. She tweeted the document to all her friends.